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 Jenna Glatzer— according to Jenna Glatzer— "I have very small feet. I'm not really sure how I manage to stand upright, but I am thankful that the rest of me is small, too. I'm a former actress and current full-time freelance writer and screenwriter. In addition, I run a huge website for writers: Absolute Write (www.absolutewrite.com). I'm also the Public Relations Director for an upcoming comedy/horror film in the Scottish Highlands. You can read all about it at the wildly funny 'Curse Of The Bog Women' website (www.bogwomen.com). I have a strong fondness for Sour Cream and Onion Pringles and anyone who can make me laugh. I am a very patient driver and don't understand the concept of road rage. My favorite thing to do in the world: singing original tunes in fantastic harmonies with Sir Anthony, who, thankfully, plays guitar much better than I do. That doesn't really say much, as I'm the worst guitarist ever to inhabit the planet. But I have heart. I can't write in blue pen. It's like a mental block. For my writing to flow, it must be facilitated by a black or purple rollerball Sharpie pen. And, yes, if you're a Sharpie exec, I'm up for an endorsement deal. In fact, I'll work for big crates of pens. I like the word "succulence" best of all, followed by "bellybutton," "banana," "sacked," "pizzazz," "vivacious," "iridescence," hornswaggled," and "bamboozled," not necessarily in that order. And now for the obligatory credits: I have written for hundreds of national, regional, and online publications, recently including: 201 Magazine, The Shadowart Gallery, Bliss! NY, Link Magazine, Video Librarian, College Bound Magazine, Summer, Wise and Wealthy, World Billfish Series, Kid'N Around, Alive, Adaptz.com, Screenwriters Utopia, Voter.com, The Wordsworth, Moxie, Go-Girl.com, Main Campus, Writers Weekly, Shesgotmale.com, Solutions Factory, Boaters.com, Inscriptions, Writer Online, Mybytes.com, The Other Voice, Simply The Best, Accent On Living, From The Window, The Glen Lachart Star, Conversely, Screentalk, Fiction Writer, Real College News, Zooba.com, Little Much, OUI, Total Sports, KidsGrowth, American Profile, and Chickclick.com. I am a regular contributor to the following: College Bound Magazine: editorials and
profiles— Glen Lachart Star: humor columns— Screenwriters Utopia, Writer Online, and Absolute Write: columns about
writing— Zooba.com: informational articles on a variety of
topics— KidsGrowth Pro: health and disabilities-related articles. I am a produced playwright and optioned screenwriter, member of the National Writers Union, and a founding member of the Screenplayers (www.screenplayers.net). I am the author of the best-selling e-book 'The More Than Any Human Being Needs To Know About Freelance Writing Workbook,' which can be ordered at
www.booklocker.com."
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