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Is everyone
watching YOU? Are "they" really among us? The Paranoid Guy
is a place where humans, aliens and interplanetary hybrids can
all stare together at the same mindless drivel. If you can
figure out what kind of brain-washing, PARANOIDAL propaganda Dr.
Seuss has continued to sell to America's children, please send
our columnist an email and he'll spread the news all over the
internet so parents will stop reading this poison to their
offspring... According to The Paranoid Guy we should all be
paranoid about numbers. Specifically about those four digits
that the IRS, the mail order companies and other world powers
append onto the end of our zip codes. What are these numbers
used for? What do they mean? Are they used to track potential
UFO abductees? Do the numbers have any significance? Maybe the
government planned this whole big "be on-line" Internet mania so
they could get people addicted to their computers. Then they
could control us, subliminally, through our computers. Could
this hypnotism be the government's way of controlling us? Who
knows what kind of subliminal programming is being fed into our
brains while we all watch that little red square move back and
forth, back and forth...
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